Nebulous Minutes - Don the Beachcomber Zombie

*** Archivist Note:  The following notes are almost completely unlabeled, due to being recorded, not by our regular secretary, but by Boiler Maker, I believe, a bit under protest.  I will try and transcribe them to the best of my ability, but they are in no way complete.  However, from the first line, I can see that this evening was hosted by Silk Stocking.

Don the Beachcomber Zombie

3/4 oz. fresh lime juice
1/2 oz. grapefruit juice
1 1/2 oz. unsweetened pineapple juice
1/4 oz. Falernum
1 1/4 oz. Puerto Rican gold rum
1 oz. Jamaican dark rum
1 oz. 151-proof Demerara rum
3/4 oz. Maraschino liqueur
1/4 tsp. Grenadine
2 dashes Angostura bitters
6 drops Pernod

Put all in blender with ice. Blend for 5 seconds. Pour into glass and garnish with mint sprig.

Drinkability - 4

Drunkability - 4

Taxic Diversity - 4

Accessibility - 3.5

Priority of Conservation - 5

Comments: [Science, Science, Blah Blah Blah, You shouldn't have given me this pen, people!]